August 2012
July 2012
WE...
are all a LITTLE weird (;
I AM...
surrounded by assholes and skanks. must escape now…
LOL.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.